Woeful First Trailer for ‘Scary Movie 5’ Scrapes the Bottom of the Barrel Once Again

The fact that the ‘Scary Movie’ franchise still has a large audience of willing customers represents what’s gone wrong with cinema for most film fans, and this first trailer for the next installment Scary Movie 5, doesn’t go anywhere to proving them wrong. They’ve lost star Anna Faris, who many thought was the one saving grace of the last three sequels, and now we’re stuck with ‘High School Musical’ graduate Ashley Tisdale (who really is better than this) and cameo performances from Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan, who really have nothing to lose.

The film hits theaters on April 12th.