CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE Movie Red Band Teaser Trailer – Are You Frakking Kidding Me?!
So the teaser trailer for CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE was just released and I have to ask myself, are they frakking kidding me?!!
This is one of the worst trailers I have ever seen. I mean I was expecting something bad (seeing how I didn’t like Crank at all), but this goes beyond how bad I thought number 2 would be.
It looks so bad I almost want to go see it to believe it. Seriously, is anybody going to see this? (Apart from guys who will see it for the naked girls, because let’s face it that’s the only reason they are in the movie.)
Oh and don’t even get me started on how the hell is Chev Chelios still alive…
I really like Jason Statham, and it really pains me to see him in this, but obviously hell will freeze first before I watch it. Number one was enough for me.
So what’s the story for Crank 2: High Voltage? Well, a Chinese mobster has replaced Chev Chelios’ heart with a battery-powered one that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep it “working.” Now Chev Chelios has to go around Los Angeles in pursuit of the Chinese mobster who stole his heart.
Check out the red band teaser trailer below. (Warning: The trailer contains nudity and foul language.)